Friday, September 15, 2006

Good Morning, Starshine

Wow, it's been a long time. I guess I just haven't felt like I've had much to say. Rob and I have just recently submitted our adoption dossier to China, so I've been putting energy into thinking about that lately, rather than coming up with more insulting material about celebrities and/or other annoying people.

On another note: since I apparently am too incompetent to use crutches in the manner for which they're intended, I decided to devise a list of other uses I can find for them. Feel free to add any others in the comments.

Other Uses For Crutches:
* "Innocently" tripping people walking past my desk at work
* Poking people under the conference room table when they try to pawn work off on me (finally I see the benefit of working in a male-dominated industry - better targets)
* Playing air guitar to old AC/DC albums
* Living room croquet
* Reenacting the Black Knight scene from Monty Python's The Holy Grail
* Scaring the wussiest dog alive, Oliver - I swear he thinks I'm some kind of cyborg
* Poking drivers who have their windows open at stop-lights
* Keeping those vicious, killer northwest raccoons at bay when going out at night

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